This is great.

Hey, at least they asked.

Don’t forget, burdensome children.

Somehow I bet he doesn’t get asked by Trump to show his papers.

“Top Youth Soccer Recruits For Trump”

With an endorsement like that, no wonder he won the fucking election.

My realtor couldn’t make closing because he sat down on a toilet in a supermarket that had a caustic cleaning agent on the toilet seat, causing him severe burns in places that don’t need severe burns.

If only he had an AIDS barrier.

Whatever you say there, Papa John.

(j/k)

I understand it’s a TV show where multiple blind guys are ninjas and whatever, but it is amazing how many people watched it and couldn’t piece together for themselves Fisk’s motivation when he tried to goad Matt into killing him.  

Julie was not killed for knowing too much, and she wasn’t fridged in the assumed tradition; Julie was killed because she had the power to defuse Dex just as Fisk was developing him into the weapon he so desperately needed.

This. This is the rolling edge of that ‘slippery slope’ they’re always talking about. As soon as one protected class loses those protections, there is no justifying the existence of protected classes. With control of all levels of government, there will be no stopping their agenda.  This is not the time for us to be…

You don’t understand  - once it gets to the 1-yard-line, Chase Daniel comes into the game and they pitch the ball to a wideout in motion.

And they only get to play the Bears once in those three games, so he’ll probably revert to a pumpkin sometime during the national anthem of game 2.

Don’t get me wrong, I believe Aaron Rodgers is the best quarterback I’ve ever seen, but this is one of many “amazing comebacks” facilitated by a shitty call - in this case, an illegal contact downfield on a possession-ending sack.  

Boston sport fans have had the privilege of watching first-hand the greatest hockey player of all time, the greatest hitter of all time, the greatest pitcher of all time, one of the greatest basketball players of all time, and mistakenly believe they are watching the greatest QB of all time. You deserve to be singled…

Exactly.  If there are two locations on this planet where the Bears are guaranteed to shit down their legs, one is Lambeau, the other is Miami.  The more advantages the Bears have, the bigger the pants-shitting.  

Fuck the OP, and fuck you.  You're both witless.

Are you at least 35 years old and a natural-born American citizen?

Love Valve’s response here, really gives you a sense of what they are as a company these days.

You ever see the shit prospects they sent to Miami for Yelich?  That might be the worst/best trade in history.  

It was actually a lifetime coupon for 5% off any one-topping Papa John’s pizza; all he has to do is enter the coupon code printed on that sheet of paper: