For crying out loud, Darth Maul was cut in half and he got better.

Maybe she was vaping while talking on her Note 5 in a Pinto carrying a hoverboard.  

He gone!

But that kerning, tho...

I see what you and your friends did there.

Maybe you’re a little out of your wheelhouse in terms of analogies.

I love the failure mode of the guy spinning around exclaiming “There’s no fighting in the bleachers!” First, it sounds like an admonishment.  Then, it sounds like a plea.  Then it sounds like he’s realized that in fact, there IS fighting in the bleachers but doesn’t know how to convey it.

Or should be.

the new rule was instituted because Aaron Rodgers got his collarbone broken in 2017 when Anthony Barr landed on him.

Except it doesn’t cost you tens of thousands of dollars to buy a deck of Bicycle playing cards.

While “unlikable douchebag” is a bit harsh, Danny Rand was such a bland and uninteresting character that - in the books - he was replaced by a clump of plant material and nobody knew the difference.

And the sad thing?

That mulch made better use of the Iron Fist than the dude it replaced.

Maybe they were holding the investigation open long enough for the child to turn 18 and decide to cooperate.

Niiiice.

Just adding, if history is any indicator, whoever takes control in 2018 will likely be the people holding the bag when the next recession hits.  Even if they win, they lose, and we go back to the way things always are.

This. We are here today because an appalling number of liberals and Democrats just assumed a rational outcome would occur without their participation in 2016.

Lauri’s just lucky he got traded to a Teemu appreciates his talent.

Really, really hoping the arc follows Shadowland, and Defenders Season 2 is everyone else trying to figure out how to handle it.

“What?”

The thing that stands out to me is, they have ‘surveillance’ of this guy getting out of his car, meeting this child, leaving with the child, and going somewhere where the two could be alone.

Why did they ‘surveil’ him through the whole process, but not prevent the assault?

Either that is the alleged assailant, or the alleged assailant is trolling the victim hard on LinkedIn.