And get shitty when people fail to say nice things in return, a la Roberto 7uongo.

There was a certain point a while back where every week, someone from the Bengals was having a run-in with the police, and all the talk radio stations used that as evidence of Marvin Lewis’ lack of control of his locker room. One of the comments was “Bill Belichick would never have this on one of HIS teams.”

To be fair, they were dark elves.

I gather there is a shit-ton of leather in the MCU’s version of space.

Hate that, but not as much as I hate people who would have arrived at the intersection after me, but they come to a rolling stop 15 feet shy of the stop sign as I am coming to a full stop AT the stop sign, and then they just roll through like they inherited the right of way. This happens to me maybe 4 or 5 times a…

Agh, my first thought too.  But much later.  

It’s too bad Nike doesn’t make American flags, the internal conflict might cripple these triggered nutjobs.

Given what the Bears usually do with their draft picks, trading them is actually more effective than using them.  

Yeah, but they are Chicago Bear 1st Round Picks, so whoever you get with them is going to explode into a million pieces the first time they encounter contact from an opposing player.  

It was funny enough that the priming/firing motion was, um, evocative of a particular vice, but then they cut to the ‘victims.’  Good lord.  

Hrm, but not the Cardinals.  

I like the idea of the story, but, why did it have to be Luke Cage? Yeah, he’s prone to taking more punches, but he’s a street-level dude fighting street-level dudes in a universe where people have been taking KA-POWS to the face from the likes of the Juggernaut, Hyde and Thunderball for 60+ years. By this point, Spide…

Have you ever been in the military?

These are amazing. It’s like the front end is traveling through time... to the 80s.

Owen Reece, AKA the Molecule Man. Can literally do anything.  

Awe, there are Javier Baez Jr. fans.  It’s so cute.

Well, it’s not wrong.  I don’t think? 

This planet is fucking crazy.

No shit.  If I’m pissing behind a dumpster and find you raping someone, does the DA’s office throw up their hands and moan “if only you weren’t peeing behind that dumpster we could convict the guy!”

“This non-football thing is distracting from football!  Football!  Football!”