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Back in the day, Shawon Dunston would have given that kid 4 balls and a case of whiplash.

Lord knows it’s hard to find a baseball player who speaks Spanish.  

I was pulling for Schwarber but how can I be mad about that finish?  Only thing that sucks is Baez and Schwarber won't be heard from again until September, and they didn't even win the damn thing.

Good lord, pizza is worse than I thought.

I’ve had waaay more fun playing Wreckfest than I thought I would.  In a world where everything is either arcade or simulation, it pulls nicely from both.

If Wreckfest ever goes on sale, you may want to give it a try. Their vehicle selection is pretty tame, but the demolition derby deathmatch is done pretty well. I like the game for its banger races, which are as close as I’ve seen at nailing the vibe of the various independent short tracks you find in towns of a…

Seriously though, what is it with the socially inept and pizza? Pizzagate, this guy, that joint that refused to make pizza for gay weddings?

Man, those Chinese diesels are going to be CLEAN.

Fortunately/unfortunately, you can bet the farm on this: every entitlement-cursing, benefit-slashing, Tea Party conservative in Washington will make it a priority to approve subsidies for soybean farmers ahead of the 2018 election.  No way will they let Dear Leader’s stinky economic poops slosh all over white farmers…

Funny thing about Pujols... right when we were beginning to think we’d never see a pure hitter as good as Frank Thomas, along comes Pujols to surpass even The Big Hurt, and oh, he’s a GG-caliber 1B on top of that. Look at his WAR numbers when he was in his prime, and realize he could have put up even better numbers if…

Eh, I just find it amusing. “God I hate these people. Let me catalog their every move and commit them to memory, so that I may one day fling it in their face to the raucous approval of the hivemind.”

And gosh, here you are to catalog all of it.  We thank you for your service.

Dude, do you even know what parts of the dragon they use to make dragon sausage?

It’s a special kind of turd what strives for examples of opportunities when they can utter racial epithets without consequence.

Have you ever met Ed Harley?

From where I sit, “farmers” are the ultimate symbol of what’s good and right about America; they were suffering before these tariffs (agriculture has always had a high suicide rate, and it’s only been increasing) and I can’t imagine how they will handle this trade war without government intervention.

These people worship authoritarianism.

It had the worst scene in all of Star Wars

I thought that was adequately demonstrated when Poe got the whole bomber wing wiped out. But I guess if they waste 40% of the movie beating you over the head with a point that was already well-established in the first 5 minutes, that makes it a great film.