Weird, it’s not on Drudge or Breitbart, either. Must not support their very narrow view of how things should be.

I didn’t sign up to hump a flag or be humped whenever a flag appears, just as I’m not in search of the approval and sympathy of internet spuds who feel the need to talk at length how they’re judiciously withholding them from me.

It is kind of amazing that people would buy into this cloying “stand for the flag and honor our heroes” routine from Trump when he actively shit on a Gold Star family and dismissed POWs as somehow unworthy of respect on the way into the office.

At the tail end of vintage commercials like that final one, where they list the fine retailers where Product X can be found, I like to count how many of those places still exist today. Of the seven listed in that commercial, only True Value is around as a storefront these days.

The worst mess we faced in a box was from a guy who transported ducks across the country in a 16' truck. They were in stacked racks, just crammed in there, and apparently they eliminate waste constantly. The smell was so powerful we couldn’t even approach the truck, and two years later the smell still blasted out of…

Former Ryder rental rep here, and as much as that place was a magnet for inane horseshit from customers, we could always take solace in the fact that hey, at least we weren’t putting up with the kind of crap our counterparts at U-Haul had to deal with.

There’s been great pitching all over the place this year... which only makes the performances of Quintana, Darvish, and Chatwood that much more depressing.

What’s most depressing about this is, the league will resume play with this restriction on free speech in place, and the ratings will skyrocket.

You’d think the Tigers of all people would know if you need to take a Goose out of the park, you call on Lance Parrish or Kirk Gibson.

So *that’s* how their teeth get that way.

Funny thing is, Rizzo gets hit as much as anyone, so it’s not like he will notice a difference. But Maddon should just shut up about this already. He’s been droning for nearly 24 hours straight on this, and it’s going to be tough for him to swallow his tongue when this inevitably happens to Contreras.

Funny thing about that is, WotC then copied Hearthstone.

I don’t think there is anything Blue Hole is doing that would encourage Epic to steal their dev team. Unless Epic was hoping to introduce glitches as a feature.

If Detroit ever gets to the playoffs again, I want them to start every home game by making everyone sit through the complete assembly of a 4-door sedan, right there on the ice.

Thank you. Just because you are free to speak does not mean someone else must provide you a platform to do so.

Eh, aside from 30-for-30 and actual live sporting events, what reason is there to watch ESPN?

I get what you’re saying and agree with the premise, but Ovechkin is a better pure scorer than nearly everyone on that list.

He didn’t do anything to stop it now, did he?

After the first time I was attacked by an emaciated cougar, I started carrying an emergency great white shark. You should see the WTF in their eyes when I break that thing out.

Are “In Memory Of...” rear window tributes just a thing in my area, or are they widespread? Seems like every late-90s/early 2000's 4-door shitbox has one of these.