If Detroit ever gets to the playoffs again, I want them to start every home game by making everyone sit through the complete assembly of a 4-door sedan, right there on the ice.

Thank you. Just because you are free to speak does not mean someone else must provide you a platform to do so.

Eh, aside from 30-for-30 and actual live sporting events, what reason is there to watch ESPN?

I get what you’re saying and agree with the premise, but Ovechkin is a better pure scorer than nearly everyone on that list.

He didn’t do anything to stop it now, did he?

After the first time I was attacked by an emaciated cougar, I started carrying an emergency great white shark. You should see the WTF in their eyes when I break that thing out.

Are “In Memory Of...” rear window tributes just a thing in my area, or are they widespread? Seems like every late-90s/early 2000's 4-door shitbox has one of these.

After the game, Baez said something to the effect that last year he hit a grand slam off this guy, but this season he’s struggling and “anyone can strike him out.”

It’s still Chevro-let though, right?

I’m maybe too much of an Almora fan, but I honestly think all his offensive weaknesses would be addressed if he only got regular playing time.

Almora is kind of weird like that; he has a rep for being weaker vs RHP, but he’s a career .277 hitter vs RHP, batting .287 against RHP this season. He’s almost a .300 hitter out of the leadoff spot and his defense is award-worthy if he’d get the playing time, which he won’t because the Cubs have buried him behind…

Four hours later, and I’m still giggling. It’s like the Eternal Flame, but with poop.

I get that, but its frustrating when clubs waste talent on top of money. Then again, the Jays aren’t going anywhere this season, so it makes sense to keep VGJr buried for another year of control.

Kendrys Morales has a -0.7 WAR and is batting .154 midway through May. Just bring Vlad Jr. up already.

I could be completely off on the year & model; I was 9yo at the time and I just remember the car being powder blue and looking way cooler than our Granada Wagon. I know the problem was electrical though, because years later I was fighting the dealership over electrical problems with my 96 S-10, and my dad made the…

Let me start by saying that the IDF is clearly, undeniably in the wrong here.

No idea, but I should find out. They were way out in the boonies, so I can imagine they got away with a lot.

Some of these shops are just this side of shady.

Clearly, what they need to do is bring in Dr. Dre and rebrand existing stock with his endorsement. Then everybody between the ages of 10 and 22 will fall over each other trying to get one.

When the grey smoke comes out the back, that’s how you know they chose a new Pope.