I get sick the Tuesday after every big movie release. It’s weird. And since I am avoiding my usual internet haunts Friday/Monday, I’m extra productive right before I’m stricken.

I am fairly certain Strange rigged up a spell of some sort to the Time Stone that will play some part in undoing Thanos’ work. No way he gives it up that easily.

Oh, so that was you rushing your kids to the elementary school with the overall “D” grade and the armed guard in a bulletproof vest.

Hrm. They probably had a Super Bowl party and didn’t tip the herring delivery guy, who was pretty fed up with having to row out to the island 300 times on a god damned Sunday.

But you have to admit, it would make the fight scenes shorter.

I like that Batroc survives 1 blindside hit to the spine, 3 knees to the midsection, a kick to his shin, two punches to the head, 2 front kicks to the torso, a bicycle kick to the skull, a full on pancake tackle and a punch to the face which renders him unconscious for all of 33 seconds, but Cap can fling 900 pound…

It was. And I would argue that after you’ve leaped into a scene, you don’t really have to do much more than hop a couple times afterward to maintain your leaper status.

There is now, bitches!

I’m so glad the dongs are back. I missed all the dongs.

Also, they should have spoilered the headline; maybe I didn’t want to know that JW:FK had dinosaurs in it.

I do the same, but for opposite reasons - my name is so common that of the 12 places I have lived, there’s been a Myname Doppleganger that lived on the same street at three of them (that I know of). I like to see what we’re doing these days.

And yet, with a straight face and not a hint of awareness, they’ll rail on for hours about entitlement programs.

Inside, he’s using his amazing clutch powers to keep a buttplug from popping out.

You have to have giant balls to swing that hard on a 3-2 count.

What kind of asshole state charges tax on a tip?

The speed on the fastball is impressive, but if I were that guy, I’d trade a couple MPH for some movement. That thing is like damn a laserbeam.

Agreed, but it’s kind of weird. Like, if Trout worked out of Wrigley, he’d be everywhere, 24/7. Same goes for Kershaw. But Yasiel Puig is in the same market, and he was the subject of breathless hourly reports for the better part of two years. We may never see a player like Trout again in our lives, and it’s been…

Good luck with your ad-free contemporary culture blog where the takes are hot and uncompromising and everything is given its proper comeuppance in advance, sight unseen.

That explains why posts with virtually the same reaction have timestamps that are all over the map. Er, wait.

Maybe the characterization will improve once more dialogue is revealed, but in this trailer, Tom Hardy’s Eddie Brock sounds like an investigative reporter for Highlights magazine.