Actually, a chrome cut of the modern Star Wars movies might look pretty good, in some parts.

Can you imagine putting Starhawk into a mainstream film? “Wait, who is this lady all the sudden?”

You don’t get it, those aren’t regular bombs they’re REALLY heavy.

And I feel bad about that but then I remember I don’t know who we elected coroner in 2016 and realize, I don’t understand earth politics either.

Valkyrie and the Ravagers/OG GotG would be a story I’d pay green money to follow.

I loved you in Moneyball.

“Hay guyz technically this raving lunatic IS correct in that her taxes cover shortfalls caused by tax breaks given to the football team which in aggregate allow that team to pay their players from a larger pool of money, so fuck you for thinking she believes her taxes pay for football players.”

I have a hard time tracking the legitimacy of the First Order. They’re not the Empire, but they act like the Empire, and are upset at the Republic for not doing anything to prevent the Resistance from... resisting this apparently terrorist outfit that the Republic should have encouraged them to resist instead of…

Maybe they can get Fred Hembeck to take over for her.

Where is that?

If they’re going to destroy Xandar, they better shit out a Richard Rider wielding the entire power of the Nova Corps.

While I had kind of thought he would pick it up from the armory in Ragnarok after Mjolnir was destroyed, I’m glad to hear Thor’s carrying Stormbreaker in IW.

If only Beta Ray Bill had a better name. He was badass.

Come on, not all of them. Ken Dryden was pretty smart. What’s that other guy, Bobby Bonilla?

One Gotham is enough; give these Netflix series more than 13 episodes and that’s what you get.

Eh, he kind of goes from being a cut-and-run guy to a charge-straight-into-the-maw-of-a-space-cannon-to-save-your-friends guy in this one, so there’s some growth there. 

How far away from the golf course do they make that announcer team work the tournament?

I certainly wouldn’t describe it as “breathtaking” but if the framing of the article is:

They wouldn’t get away with releasing movies like Golden Child or Remo Williams in 2018, and I don’t know how to feel about that.

There it is, the last resort of the last-word freak. Congratulations buddy, you’ve earned it.