Nah, just have all their lines dubbed by this year’s ECHL All-Star team.

If the Little Golden Book version I read in the store is correct, you are wrong, sir/ma’am.

Gosh, it’s almost like the decades of wage stagnation are bad for the economy.

Hardly authoritative, but IMDB only shows him as appearing in 2015, whereas Krysten Ritter, Rachael Taylor, and David Tennant (?) are listed 2015-2018.

God damn you, I listened *too* closely and now I’m disfigured.

I look forward to the squeals of anguish when Rey is portrayed as a doddering cat lady with bladder control issues in Episode 17, released in 2047.

I found a dollar in my winter coat. Thanks to the merciless hell that is my life, it has been the highlight of 2018.

I’m having a hard time placing the time period they are shooting for. If it’s the 80s, then, where are the zippers on her shoulders? But if it’s the 90s, why are they accenting seafoam with jade instead of purple?

“The CEO hates the comparison to a disco ball, saying it represents something greater...”

Yeah, considering both of them had HoF careers PRIOR to their PED use.

As evidenced by the video linked in the article which depicts his parachute deploying, then getting shredded with debris from his ‘vehicle’ - I don’t think this guy appreciates the miracle that is his still being alive after that.

I’m still trying to figure out what the payoff is for flat earth ideology. Ok, say the earth is flat. What benefit is it to anyone if the earth is flat? OR round, for that matter? What would be gained from fooling the majority of people into thinking it was round if it were not? What is to be gained from proving it is…

Can we split the difference and get a remastered Interstate ‘76?

I suspect much of the criticism about this film will be some variation on the theme of “Marvel’s Black Panther was just too dark for me!”

There’s no conspiracy, the Patriots are just better coached than every team they play against. That said, I would just love the Patriots to get called for just one of the shit penalties their opponents routinely are called for, so the entirety of Massachusetts would suffer a fucking embolism and die screaming…

Finally, a chance for everyone to take a knee during the anthem without offending the military.

That’s true; years ago the Blackhawks tried singing “we sell out every game and sell more jerseys than most franchises combined but because we pay so much to our concessions vendors we don’t make any money!” thinking that nobody knew Wirtz also owned the concessions company.

Listened to some analyst on the radio today who indicated the Pirates have made a profit in excess of $250M over the last 10 years, and the franchise has increased in value from 280M to 1.25 BILLION in that span.

Granted, 250M “only” works out to 25M profit a year, which maybe nets you a player and a half before you…

Hate victim-shaming, but if you can’t be bothered to properly protect ONE priceless relic, you have no business getting more of them. Hell, my kids keep their Pokemon cards in binders, and they’re fucking monsters who don’t use deck sleeves.

Years ago, I removed the dealer sticker from my wife’s Civic. She took it in for a recall, and they put the sticker back on, then they wanted to charge me to remove it.