At the same time, it’s battle royale is just a mode in Fortnite. There’s a whole other game around it, which borrows heavily from crafting games, tower defense games, FPS, RTS... all sorts of games, really.

This is bullshit. I invented shooting people, and now they’re doing it in almost every game.

“John Hugar” is Brady Quinn’s nom de plume.

Then you should have no trouble pulling the trigger on Trump when his time comes around, right?

I can (almost) see Ryan not being in the top 50, but Pedro Martinez and Rickey Henderson? Come on.

Yeah, but that “other guy” was Doug Stanhope, which I know can’t be true because if it WAS him, those poor female comedians would still be trapped in the green room. Anyone who has ever seen Stanhope knows he is in no shape to masturbate to conclusion.

Seems like these cases come up fairly often, where the only thing left is a broken headlight assembly. Would it be so hard for the NHTSA to take pictures of the debris leftover from their numerous crash tests, and put them into a searchable database of some sort?

“If that’s the queen, what the fuck does the witch look like?” - Paul Mooney

“Orange man say it like is. Me prefer. Hail flag! Hail orange man!”

Serious question: what was Jim Varney like?

After such recklessness, I hope the prosecution offers him no quarter.

And if he pursued the guy & was injured, everyone would be shitting on him for not thinking of the big picture or some bullshit.

So if she had posted “Gee whiz, our President sure is a fine example of the Master Race!” you’d have been a-ok with that? I mean, because that would be respectful free speech.

Amazingly, he had time to wipe the weapon completely free of his prints, and the only DNS recovered from the weapon belonged to the policeman who claimed he was armed.

Donald Trump Jr is working on this!

Yeah, well, good luck getting a Christmas tree home in your Type R while going 3x the reasonable speed limit for the conditions.

Circuit Judge Timothy Wilson pronounced Stockley not guilty and slandered Smith in the process, reasoning that Smith was a dope boy and saying that an “urban heroin dealer not in possession of a firearm would be an anomaly.”

It’s pretty obvious that Kaepernick staged his protest exactly where it belonged; it made them so uncomfortable that they have gone out of their way to deny him a livelihood, to make an example to his peers that they never, ever want to see this again.

Thank you! I’m so sick of people wandering around gape-mouthed, incredulous and angry, wondering why their pound of dogshit isn’t as valuable as a pound of gold. Substance matters.

What’s crazy to me is, Hoskins wasn’t even in BBA’s top 100 this spring.; most outlets didn’t even have him as a top-10 prospect in the Phillies organization - though Fangraphs had him 9th. I get that Philadelphia has a deep system right now, but holy crap, Hoskins is about as ‘come-out-of-nowhere’ as it gets.