We would get along fine.

Hey guys, is EVE compatible with Google Sheets?

Jesus Christ. The recent stuff is so awful that I somehow forgot how awful the old stuff was.

+ .651 OPS

I’d fuck Warren Buffett. I mean, he keeps his wallet in his pants too, doesn’t he?

Well yeah, that’s what ‘market price’ is for. I don’t know how often a place like, say, Long John Silver’s or Red Lobster changes their prices, though. Where the hell do they even get their fish?

It’s class war, pure and simple. “Dear patron of my high-end restaurant; your bill would have been less if it weren’t for the unreasonable financial demands made by the lecherous poors I employ. So sorry.”

My realtor stopped by a supermarket to get donuts on the way to closing the sale of our home. While there, he used the restroom, and sat on a toilet seat that was covered in some kind of caustic cleaning solution; he wound up in the hospital, having all kinds of surgeries and skin grafts and whatever, and ended up…

But did they have PSLs?

Question, and maybe these do exist - are there any statues of Thomas Gage or Charles Cornwallis here, stateside? Just wondering if it’s customary for statues honoring the leadership of the losing side to be erected in the territories of the victor, and we just haven’t been paying attention.

Wow, had no idea.

Wait, no, that is an awesome tattoo.

This, exactly. “Everyone’s opinion counts! Let’s find the middle ground here!”

What is the middle ground between white supremacists and actual humans? If we play nice, they’ll leave some minorities alive?

“Do you see it? Those violent alt-lefters got their filthy blood on our private property! That’s fuckin’ biological warfare right there!”

If you watch a month of pickup basketball games, you will see about 1000 dunks.

One New Years’ Day found me and a compatriot driving through Beatty, Nevada - a town where the bank was in a mobile home, trailer hitch and all.

I’m talking about the two-pronged effort to ‘sanitize’ what we all saw over the weekend - some are arguing that the people who were dressing, speaking, and acting like Nazis aren’t really Nazis and calling them Nazis only cheapens the Nazi brand (?) and others (Dear Leader) are claiming there were “good people” in the…

So, if you had to draft a cool-baseball-person team, who would be on it after Beltre at 3B and Votto at 1B?

I can’t imagine a team would want to take on 300M in salary AND dump a package of prospects, especially when Stanton’s contract jumps to 25M next season, then gradually gets higher as his production (theoretically) drops.

It would have to be a team who is one bat away from separating themselves from the pack, and a…

There were people videotaped carrying swastika flags. There were people videotaped wearing swastika armbands. There were people videotaped giving sieg heils. There were people videotaped shouting blood and soil. There were people videotaped condemning Jews and espousing white supremacy. There were people…