Yeah, good luck fitting into that brass bikini, Poe Dameron.

Ben Barnes, who plays Billy “Jigsaw” Russo on the upcoming Netflix series, stated to men’s fashion magazine Da Man the show will tackle themes of “men suffering tragedy and trauma.”

Yeah, it sucks to wipe a billionaire’s ass for 12 years only to have them discover they can wipe their own ass.  

Wow, the Ingalls’ youngest daughters didn’t age well AT ALL.

Don’t go into that elevator, Jimmy Carter!

Studying for the “American History: 1980 to 2016" test is going to be that easy.

I *thought* his delivery looked like he pulled it out of his ass.

To be fair, he worked for the Bears, who didn’t so much so much “play football” as “gather at scheduled intervals to be near footballs.” Jay cared about football, he just hates gatherings.

It looked nice! Well, it had nice blues.

It’s never set well with me that Peter was abducted within moments of his mother dying; it seemed rather... harsh? as a setup.

They “...occupied the same physical space” so only one of them could be material at a time. Or some such 1970s drug-induced gimmick. And apparently, the only time they DIDN’T occupy the same physical space, they humped.

That is one long-winded wikipedia article.

I know, right? It’s like they’ve never heard of Matthew Lesko.

Further info: Starhawk (aka Stakar, played by Stallone) is a being that phases between genders regularly.

Alternate-alternate take: Stallone would have been great as any member of the original GotG *except* Stakar.

“There can be only one... boy in the striped pajamas”

Even Schindler’s List 2: Electric Boogaloo?

I wonder how much one of these would cost, to take my place during meetings & conference calls.

Was that a 2:00 minute video, or 3000 reaction GIFs stitched together?