Ha! Imagine their surprise when he dies having served not even HALF of that. They’ll be forced to house a corpse for decades!

Dodgers don’t *need* Darvish. Even without Kershaw, their staff WAR is second in baseball. Of course, if they GET Darvish, I don’t see anyone getting past them in the playoffs.

I like to think of it as Trout is the heavyweight champion, and Altuve is the pound-for-pound champion. Joey Votto is the intercontinental champion.

Where Madoff fucked up is, he ripped off other rich people. If he was content to just scam small businesses, local governments, and every taxpayer within 400 miles, things would have been different.

I thought Bisbee’s most famous resident was Jake LaMotta?

Eh, “genius” gets thrown around a lot more than it deserves.

Because it’s the internet, the winning entry would have been “Bloggy McBlogblog” or some other incredibly witty thing. 

Holy crap. I knew Stone had been around forever, but he seemed to have stopped aging after he left the Cubs behind him.

Fake news shirts!

Put yourself in Trump’s position - the guy you hired to bury the Russia investigation recused himself, and now the investigation is picking up steam. Firing Mueller is an option, but it’s going to put pressure on Congress to pick up where that investigation left off, which would mean even less opportunity to…

People regularly sit through 4 hour sporting events, so there’s precedent for that sort of root hold, but I just can’t see it sitting through a movie that’s been butchered like that.

Believe me, watching those commercials, I had to wonder what horrible rate people are signing up for to get approval in 15 minutes or whatever they advertise.

Home loans are back to being the full body cavity search they once were; my wife and I both have great credit records, and the amount of verification we had to do was nearly-endless. They were still giving us the hairy eyeball 12 hours before we were due to close on our house.

This is the correct approach. Make *them* defend their position, not the other way around. We already saw what happened when a guy walked out, it looked and sounded bad from both sides. If they all just have cameras rolling, only one side can look bad.

When I was in the USMC, I was lucky enough to pull base duty NCO here and there, which basically meant I got to stay awake for 24 hours in a little room equipped with a radio and a teller window, so as to field complaints and queries, sort out walking drunks and whatnot.

One time I was sitting in the BDO office a…

“No more nodding!”

And why is some random suit patting the POTUS all over his torso & saying inane shit like “don’t be afraid to put your back into it” or “it’s not a test of manhood!”

I mean, even if I don’t like the guy in the office, it’s still the President. Maybe not treat him like he’s a mark you’ve just attracted to your juicer…

Donald Trump won the electoral college while running on “jobs & immigration” at a time when unemployment was reaching historic lows and immigration was declining.

Based on that, if they want to recapture Washington the Democrats should base their platform on “respiration and bowel movements.”

If nothing else, the…

Doesn’t anybody in this country know how to throw a punch anymore?

True; the police could have just shot him to death and saved everyone the inconvenience of due process.