But what if not Secret Invasion? Secret Wars? Secret Wars II? Ladies Secret?

Safe bet it wasn’t a Grand Wizard, tho

• Randall Park as Agent Jimmy Woo

I’m not of the crowd that hates the casting of Finn Jones, but the series was ‘off’ on so many fronts that it was tough to defend it to the people who were. I mean, there were bad plot beats and chunk-style dialogue, but if they had an Iron Fist what could fight worth a damn the rest would have been easily…

I thought Bisbee’s most famous resident was Jake LaMotta?

Eh, “genius” gets thrown around a lot more than it deserves.

Because it’s the internet, the winning entry would have been “Bloggy McBlogblog” or some other incredibly witty thing. 

The scene in Batman: Brave and the Bold where he uses his ass to throw a bomb out of a bank has never ceased to make my kids (and me) laugh.

Holy crap. I knew Stone had been around forever, but he seemed to have stopped aging after he left the Cubs behind him.

I’m a Methodist who went to a Catholic school (and was shamed at every opportunity for being Protestant). It might have been the setting, but it seemed to me that the Catholics in that congregation were obsessed with Original Sin doctrine; we were all hurtling towards hell thanks to Adam & Eve, got a brief stay of…

Pants that just happen to run up the hip, under his armpit?

I guess you have to do something to break up the monotony, but, does Thanos really need a belt? He’s in a space unitard. 

Fake news shirts!

“Hulk only pawn in game of life.”

He’s got a point, though. After I watched Game of Thrones, I beheaded everyone in a 3-block radius.

Shit is dangerous.

Eh, Brad Roberts was/is a hell of a songwriter, but they should have let Ellen Reid do all the singy parts (like in this XTC cover):

Put yourself in Trump’s position - the guy you hired to bury the Russia investigation recused himself, and now the investigation is picking up steam. Firing Mueller is an option, but it’s going to put pressure on Congress to pick up where that investigation left off, which would mean even less opportunity to…

They might have painted themselves into a corner on that one; in the books Drax has been everything from mindless to methodical, and he never gets close to those in the movies. Meanwhile, Hulk has had the same swings, but to this point only one line in the MCU; they had better make a convincing case for why suddenly…

My theory is that Snyder’s take on Superman is based entirely on that awful Crash Test Dummies song.

Not just a Defender, but the longest-tenured Defender of them all. She started off clunky as hell (depicted as loathing men and unable to bring harm to any woman) but they eventually started writing her as the badass she always should have been. Towards the end of the New Defenders run, there’s this sequence where…