Ah, there’s the rub. So after years of horseshit, you tell the sports team to fuck off; they respond by putting a better product on the floor, and now you can’t get back into the stadium because corporate weenies have bought up all the tickets & driven prices out of reach of many.

Don’t worry, if the internet furor over the girl action figure is any indication, they will sell like hotcakes and your penis won’t have to deal with them very much.

Finally, someone notices the true villains in this piece.

He did it simultaneously.

I think the Tito Starmaster army could totally fuck up the Jake Paul army, then saunter away with their allowance.

Not *that* far back, just long enough back that there was no Iron Fist or GotG in the mix. Still had everyone else pictured.

My sister gave my kids tickets to this for Christmas a couple years back; obviously the cast has been updated and expanded since then.

Be that as it may, someone within the campaign should have realized that there is an EC and the rust belt has voters too.

Okay, maybe it’s only been half a season, but if the guy can hit like that, and the guy can throw like that, and he covers a decent amount of territory in RF, how was Judge only rated the 90th-best prospect heading into spring training? For comparison’s sake, they had Bellinger at 7.

What have I ever done that’s so great? Meanwhile, my dog can detect minute traces of beef jerky from across the room. No question, I’d shoot myself before I’d shoot my dog, and I’d shoot everybody before myself.

Yeah, well, the Eeyores were told in November 2016 that we were giving Trump too much credit. Six months into the post-fact era, I’m still being told that my concerns are not justified. Just because some people marched around in pussy hats one day and have rolled their eyes every day since does not mean 2018 is…

Because so many individuals that make up that 99% think they would be part of the 1% if they just say and do the things the 1% tell them to.

We’ll have flying cars before people can hack random cars wirelessly while both vehicles are at speed. I can barely connect to my refrigerator from the sound system in my shower, and they are hardwired & on the same subnet.

Except, that was pretty much the premise of the two G.I. Joe movies and those didn’t go over very well.

Yeah, I wish these fantasy-based films would dedicate more running time to logistics, so the story is more plausible.

I know it used to happen, but people getting booted out of office doesn’t happen as frequently as it used to. Especially if they have the magic (R) next to their name, where the choice is usually “White guy who has shamelessly fucked his constituents for decades” vs. “Some Brand of Secret Muslim Gay Wedding Pizza…

Something something Green Hell.

You ever get the feeling that some of those over-the-top obnoxious comments are written by people who actually don’t like the team they’re pretending to tout?

This reads like a work.