I dunno, looks single player from here.

How do you even QA that?

Believe me, it’s not as glamorous as it sounds.

Yeah, but then they’ll enact extreme vetting and you’ll be detained in Las Vegas.

Of course, should the entire West Coast secede, we can forget ever taking back the White House under the electoral college.

That people are dismissing these protests as the mewling of “sore losers” is infuriating. How does turning your back on people who need help Make America Great Again? How does an armed department of the government gleefully ignoring a legally-issued injunction Make America Great Again? How does dismissing the Joint…

This. It’s pretty fucking sad that the greatest resistance to President Piss Christ has come from the National Park Service.

Eh, Chamberlain was pretty goddamn dominant.

That said, there just isn’t another athlete who dominated their sport so thoroughly as Wayne Gretzky.

It’s unfortunate that Bure & Forsberg both had their careers diminished by injuries and labor disputes, because what they could do when healthy would easily have made a case for putting them in the top 20 on any of these “best ever” lists.

Plus Bobby Hull could skate; not that Brett couldn’t, but the younger Hull “conserved a lot of energy” out there.

Even as a lifelong Hawks fan, I cannot fathom Chris Chelios rating higher than Yzerman or Sakic.

And Bure at 50? But Mike Bossy will be 12th or something.

“Hispiters” refers to a broad demographic of people whose only qualification for inclusion is that their level of spite is elevated.

It’s alright, Captain Sullenberger assessed the damage and landed the sub in midair.

“Maaaaa” - in a ululating, “Norm!” from Cheers kind of salutation. She’s a good egg. 

So was Cooter from Dukes of Hazzard.

And Al Franken!

Glad somebody took time to out Pence as well. He’s outright evil.

Yeah! Like vetting Supreme Court Justice nominees!

His career WAR says he’s the 26th-best pitcher, ever. Of the 25 pitchers with better career WAR than Schilling, 11 played their entire careers before Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier.

There’s no question Schilling belongs in the hall of fame, but I hope he gets Santo’d.

I have this dull sadness that my children are just now beginning to understand what the POTUS is and what the general workings of the government are, right as this happens to our country.

My oldest was barely a year when we took him to the Obama rally on Halloween Night 2008, and were greeted by screaming…

I prefer the NHL’s approach to the HoF. “Hey player, let me ask you something: during your career, did anyone buy a replica jersey with your name on it? Yeah? Welcome to the Hall of Fame!”

Sure, that makes it the Hockey Hall of Hey I Remember That Guy! but when visiting the HoF as a fan, it actually puts in front of…