Six months from now, you won’t be able to fill a Cracker Barrel with the number of people who will admit to voting for Trump.

Oh, I firmly believe that if Trump loses, his TV network (or, at the very least, show) will be a resounding success.

Fuck you, I donated my legbones to a sightless girl in Nepal.

If you’re anything like me, you aren’t going to believe this:

Well that, and once you amass a collection of hundreds of guns, you tend to spend a lot of time maintaining them. Who has time to shoot at people when there’s all these Yugoslavian 1911 clones to oil up?

TWICE.

I hope that all this confidence has some basis in reality; I live in the retrograde avant-garde state of Indiana - the state that dismissed Dick Lugar as a RINO and thought Ted Cruz wasn’t batshit conservative enough to be our Republican nominee in 2016.

From this particularly shitty vantage point it appears as if…

Oh, of course the Cubs don’t win 103 games if they’re in the AL East. And Boston goes undefeated if they’re in the NL. Or something else outlandish.

His first two sentences are agreeing with the OP, which itself is based on a flawed premise which petty much negates anyone wholeheartedly agreeing with it.

The Cubs may exist in environment that provides an opportunity for advantage, but until very recently, they have never utilized it.

They were 7th in MLB in…

I said sociopath, not masochist.

You’ve been wrong for years. They only recently tried to win. In the previous 103 years, any point the Cubs were decent, they were decent completely on accident.

The potential to be insufferable is almost too great to resist, and all these pre-emptive pleas aren’t helping.

Seriously, they hadn’t won dick in 108 years. You’d have to be a sociopath to hate the Cubs before this morning.

Here’s some numbers for you:

Ankiel’s problem was that they wouldn’t let him pitch from shallow center.

God, no. It’s a beautiful flaw, like a supermodel with anal warts.

+1 Dunston

Gee, it’s almost like facing the best team in baseball more often had a significant impact on their overall record. That’s weird.

I think my heart just prolapsed. Oh my god.

On the contrary - he’s so bootstrappy that he refused to accept a ball being given to him. 

Yeah, well, there’s a reason they play the games... from top to bottom, I believe the Cubs have a better roster, but their weakness is any pitcher that can paint with breaking stuff... and Kluber is the definitive example of such a pitcher. Bryant’s homer on bendy stuff was encouraging, but Tomlin isn’t Kluber;…