Tommy Pham is now my least-hated-Cardinal, ever.

Add a chin turret!

Yeah, well, in some parts of the country, what BW3 does to chicken is preferable to what other establishments might.

Anyone else notice the glass debris was shooting outwards? Sounds like the media has this wrong, again.

I see your NHL ‘94 and raise you Mutant League Hockey.

He’s probably just here to get free health care for his concussed anchor children.

Yeah yeah, show me the birth certificate.

As you can clearly see, that wall failed to keep even ONE Latino from crossing into territory occupied by White People.

He seems to suffer from an acute “dish it out:take it” deficiency, which is an admirable fault for a professional comedian.

Or, maybe stop marketing the game with “highlights” of dangerous/illegal plays at all levels. It’s kind of tough to tell kids “hey, don’t do this!” when ESPN jizzes all over itself whenever someone is knocked silly.

As someone who donated 7 years of their life to military service so you can say inane shit, I thank you for making it worthwhile.

But is he well-spoken?

What if “...a taco truck on every corner” was Joe the Plumber’s plan the whole time?

Let the Cardinals go 61 years without a World Series appearance. There’d be human sacrifice and bestiality in the streets 6 months into the first year.

Press button, change light. Pistol-whip anyone who abuses or ignores that simple mechanism.

Well that, and autonomous-CAPABLE might be foisted by some mix of law, industry and market, to the point where it’ll be increasingly less-rewarding to Neanderthal your way from Point A to Point B.

“Oh, you enjoy driving? Yeah, I used to. But then I got a Ford with an XBOX, and I spend my commute playing Madden. I…

This. Nobody seems to realize how insignificant the ROI is on driving like an asshole.

Quick, somebody post an article praising this apology.

That I leave to the experts, and everyone else who just finished their very first week of college.