The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

Guess what? Peet’s is really good coffee.

That’s just good hustle by Witten, no way that thing fits in a standard trash can in one piece.

You forgot to switch burners before you replied to yourself, silly 

Some men just want to watch the world burn. But even the Joker thinks this is fucking absurd.

1) I don’t understand how me saying “I really want the GOP to suffer, they’re vile, the Dems needs to step up their game” = me being a card carrying Fox News watcher, but alright. I would prefer the Dems go a strong left, and leave this weird centrist/right-of-center policy they’ve been working on since Reagan - so I…

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

For the far right, it’s Schrödinger’s Holocaust. It both never happened and is something to aspire to.

Okay, I’m not to rise to the bait that he’s laying out here. I mean, yes, I think his “canon” should definitely include, at minimum, Ursula K. LeGuin’s short story “The Ones Who Walked Away from Omelas” and Ta-Nehisi Coates’ article “Fear of a Black President”, if not his book Between the World and Me. I also would…

This is the real problem, I think. Tucker Carlson is 49, which means he was . . . 22 or so when the Soviet Union collapsed. Megyn Kelly is 47, which means she was 20.

Better People, Better Ingredients, Klapa John’s

Papa Don’t Preazza

I am registered as vote by mail only and I never received my ballot. I’ve checked my status and my address is correct and it does indeed show me as mail-in ballot only. I requested another ballot in writing and then again online weeks ago and I still never received one. I’m so pissed off.

I know right? We NL West fans hate them and I don’t know why the rest of baseball fandom doesn’t so much.

Demonize Republican politicians, because they are demons.

It’s hard to think of an unassisted political self-own as bad as this. It’s not easy to simultaneously piss off a big chunk of your potential base and make yourself a laughingstock amongst your opponents at the same time.

Thassa DEEP fackin’ cut, kid!

SIDEBAR: There is nothing in news media more inherently worthless than these five-panel political “discussions.”

You gotta out the ball over the white part of the plate