It’s like I’ve always said: if you eat a stranger’s ass in the parking lot before the game, your mouth will probably taste like ass afterwards.

A good time to remember that Colin Kaepernick gave up his job and all the considerable perks that come with it to stand up against injustice, while LeBron James, whose legacy and bank account are both more secure, is unwilling to risk even a small fraction of future earnings to speak on one of the few world issues…

I don’t have eyes in the back of my throat, champ.

Looks sneaky athletic and plays like the son of a coach, intelligent and gritty.

Freddie Prinze Jr is just a treasure.

Did his dad abandon them in October? That would explain a lot.

i love me some robert evans.

tbf, obama was really bad on immigration. Not this level bad but he was dumb (as he was in many ways) and thought taht by doing the GOPs work for them that he could win them over to his side and agree on DACA and whatever else.

The minute he took his shirt off I audibly gasped at that tattoo. It really should be the star of this show.

I have an incredibly hard time imagining that someone who is good enough to start for the Oranje and was born and raised in the Netherlands would instead choose the clownshow that is the USMNT.

Is someone taking your Dest

In the meantime, Drake spent his summer working on his Millie Bobby Brown cosplay.

There are a lot of things the Democrats have been unable to do BECAUSE of the checks and balances, and constraints on them not being in the majority. I think it’s important to recognize that. However, a few very powerful ones (mostly in the House this year) have gone further than that to handcuff the rest of their…

Zero gravity Saturnite babies are immune to autism. Everyone knows that idiot. 

“According to Miller, Waldman is from Canada and he met her at summer camp and she has a great face and a smoking hot body and is totally a 11 or even an 12.”

LMFAO get the fuck outta here with this trash

The piece you’re missing revolves around a not insignificant portion of his fan base going full fucking Pizzagate over this shit—which should tell you a lot about that portion of the fanbase, and something about the man who caters to their whims.

Well, yeah—thus the “the next time he claims sincerity,” because this has been his schtick the entire damned time he’s been a “personality.”

I believe people can change, but they have to want it and work at it. Kjellberg may “want it” on some level—I don’t know the man’s inner thoughts, so I cannot say conclusively…

MLS has announced that they are banning Hong Kong from any future hosting opportunities.

“Mexican rapists are stealing jobs from American rapists”