Being from inside the US, it’s even more terrifying.

Being from inside the US, it’s objectively terrifying that we have a man like that in charge.

A few states are already talking about passing, or are already passing, laws that penalize people with rooftop solar because... the power companies are losing money.

You should have your eyes checked.

“also ran”

All performance cars before 2000 are actively trying to kill you. That’s part of their charm.

“Looks like you auctioned off your Demon. Guess your next 10 deliveries are nothing but fully optioned Darts and 200s. Best wishes!”

Laws don’t apply to the lawless.

I’m sorry, but a 79 year old woman intentionally going 147 in a Boxster shouldn’t be given a fine OR a ban. She should be given a medal, because she’s clearly a goddamn global hero.

“...a speed trap caught her going over 147 mph...”

The roads are lovely, dark and deep,

So much this. When I was 15, Harleys were “for old guys.”

As an almost millennial that is closing in on the big 4-0, I can say with confidence that Harley-Davidson bikes and the whole “culture” that surround it never did and will never be appealing to me.

Teenage me had been preparing for this day all along

I found it oddly satisfying. Like this video:

“Shit weasel” and “douche canoe” are two of my favorites.

How many of these memes can we get here?

Again with that “Have an open conversation” shit...

No sympathy for this guy, but it’s interesting that his remarks as quoted above show at least a hint of self-awareness. Let’s hope he resolves to be a better person, though I won’t exactly be holding my breath on that one.

Now I can’t decide if I like this or Mark Hamill reading them as the Joker more!