So much this. When I was 15, Harleys were “for old guys.”

As an almost millennial that is closing in on the big 4-0, I can say with confidence that Harley-Davidson bikes and the whole “culture” that surround it never did and will never be appealing to me.

Teenage me had been preparing for this day all along

“Shit weasel” and “douche canoe” are two of my favorites.

How many of these memes can we get here?

Again with that “Have an open conversation” shit...

No sympathy for this guy, but it’s interesting that his remarks as quoted above show at least a hint of self-awareness. Let’s hope he resolves to be a better person, though I won’t exactly be holding my breath on that one.

I generally don’t wish personal injury on people, but wow, fuck those neighbors with a rusty cactus.

ringing intensifies

seller’s phone right now

Don’t be silly, apple would never forget to price gouge...

Who the hell wants a show room car? Who knows who sat in it? All the bugers they flung in there. Hell no. New car now please!

if i had a nickle for every time $kay’s puns made me lol :]

That old woman needs to change her ways.

I submit exhibit A. You idiot proof something and the world builds a better idiot.

Bosche

Wouldn’t be surprised if they wind up in some party game of sorts. They certainly do look impressive. Seems like a lot of effort to go to unless they are incorporating these into something (game + dash updates) other than profile pics.

If I can’t keep dressing like the king from Fable, then what the fuck is even the point?

Ah yes, the famous pixar patent on generic CG looking people.

Here are some stickers for the button blanks...