Not right, but I laughed. Thanks for making me a terrible person.

Most of China outside of the Beijing-Suzhou-Guangzhou coastal corridor is China's version of Alabama, with an extra dose of feudal agrarianism

Arabama

Is this in China's version of Alabama?

Verily, vicious visceral vibrations of various vehicular parts, incur one to vigorously rev engine so that viscous material may flow through engine. Causing one to be soothed into a vegetative and inValid state of vapid consciousness .

MSRP: £Expensive

The US did really forbid our laserlight technology? Why? As a german, i think the laserlights are WAY safer than the US traffic laws.

There are some usage scenarios that highlight the usefulness of the additional systems. Say before you leave for a trip, you look up the directions online on your phone or computer before hand. When you get into your car then and make use of either of these systems, you then do not need to have to reenter any…

Meanwhile in 5 years...

They'd let Afroduck hot lap every city in Canada if it meant not having to let Bieber back in.

I like the us and visiting many places, but I have to say it, OOOH NOO, he can't go to the states anymore? What a travesty! Surely a harsher crime than a year in jail.

Yeah, but who cares if he can't return to the States. He's a Canadian back home in Canada. He can legally work here. The US misdemeanor conviction will mean almost nothing up here and it won't restrict his ability to travel to other countries that aren't the US.

There are lots of other countries in the world. He may not be able to go back to the States. But, as a Canadian citizen without a major conviction on his record, he'll be just fine getting into lots of other countries. #itsabigworld

Only if you have a particular set of skills...

Warrants don't last forever, there are statute of limitations. For a misdemeanor it might be only 5 to 7 years.

USA: We'll extradite Beiber back if you give us AfroDuck

Per the article, his wife is with him in Canada and they are expecting soon.

"It looks like this duck flew the coop, and extradition doesn't fit the bill."

I wonder how often she ran into the top trumpers, who ask increasingly esoteric questions in a quest to prove how much more they know about the product you rep. And all you can do is smile and nod. It's interminable.