Please tell me this book is available in hard cover...

...I wonder what would happen if because of Rethuglican fuckery, Delta Airlines decides to load all their shit onto as many 787's as they can and, oh I don’t know - decide to find a new hub and give those 30,000 jobs to another state?

Furthermore, should that scenario play out, I wonder how Cagle will explain to the…

How many 17 year old Black boys would actually be charged instead of shot?

I was about to say these muthaf**kas are crazy, but then I read it was in Aurora, Colorado...the same Aurora where the theater shooting happened and then...it all suddenly made sense...

“What grown man challenges his 19 year old step son to a fist fight?”

...when did 19 years of age NOT constitute being a legal adult? 

I agree...because after 30 years as an innocent man being treated like crap in the penal system, and then all you get is a pat on the head and “oh, we made a mistake...sorry” I would desire to be no one’s hero....hell, I might even pray for their downfall...

“Han Solo’s Millennium Falcon from the Star Wars movies is about as recognizable as Darth Vader or a lightsaber.” 

So, a guy who wants to shoot up a school Googles where he can buy a gun to shoot up a school, the FBI inbestigates and determines that even though he has professed a desire to want to shoot up a school, he’s not a threat, THEN the same guy who was supposedly NOT a threat for wanting to shoot up a school...actually…

This is some ‘village of the damned’ looking decoration, although given the current administration, that’s probably a more apt description than I first imagined...

The SS failed because it was immigrating from Australia and NO ONE at GM seemed keen on the idea of telling anybody in the U.S. it was coming. The only way anyone knew is if they had any idea what a Holden Commodore was...and if they didn’t, well....

...that’s CAPTAIN Geordi La Forge of the Federation Starship Challenger, thank you...

...unless Janeway’s time trek changed his getting the promotion to Captain in the timeline, then...

...aw shit - damned temporal prime directive...

HWAT in the lower east side of Hell is this!?!

“So, the message is clear (to me, at least): figure out how to balance out the cost issue or we’ll go somewhere else where it’s cheaper.” 

Okay...all in favour of The Grand Tour hiring Mark Webber (except Mercedes fans) say ‘Oi’!

Me: Oi!

Mark Hamill: “I figured when the prequels came out, plus a few years, people would forget about us...”

Me: “Forget about y’all? Not a chance in Mustafar...”

...maybe if he’d made this first, the capital he’d need would be raised from this and the bugs of Model 3 production could have been ironed out.

That has to be the nicest dash I’ve ever seen...EVER...

Did the Automobile Revolution started by Henry Ford leave poor people behind? Did minimum wage increase at the same ratio as normal expenditures?

Typo from my phone - my bad...