“I come from a long line of people with vaginas, and happen to be a lady myself”

At this point, I didn’t even have to read the rest of the article to know that Erin has a very valid point. I DID read the article, and my suspicions were confirmed - truth and logic, with a side of wit and humor. I salute you, Erin!

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Okay...so what happens when they ALL can do that? What differentiates them then? That’s my question? What then will be the metric - mine has more range than yours?

After living in Baltimore for the past 7 years, I can pretty much validate everything his comment has said...

I’m reading everyone’s comments here, but just for a moment, think about it - I believe he’s right. The “M” line of BMWs are the more performance oriented variants with a little more (or less, if you add carbon fiber) of everything that makes it superior in many ways than the standard models. I mean, sure, a 330i is…

...fixed it...

I predict SEVERAL new boyfriends in his life...

“Jesse Quackenbush, Katie’s father, is insisting upon a different version of events, one where Melton accosted Katie and her friends who were innocently hanging out inside the Porsche.” 

Google “E V Conversion”...

I could definitely see the SLS connection. But those curved headlights looked a little 570-ish to me.

No, it looks like the result of drunken threesome between an LFA, a Mclaren 570S and a Cerbera Speed 12...

“The entire bovine factory farming industry entirely depend on the milking of bulls.”

Can you please explain to me how exactly you milk a bull?
...I mean, since it’s male? 

No part of your youth died. I think it’s that as adults we come to certain realizations-

1) There are far more cars that are capable of being ‘supercars’ and now, we have a ‘hypercar’ genre. I mean, hell - we have an electric car that regularly dusts the shit out of Hellcats and GTRs.

2) Very few people have enough…

This is going to make about as much sense as trying to milk a bull or putting a pedophile in charge of a daycare center...

This is going to be a ‘Houston after Harvey’ level mess...

I think I prefer the old one’s looks better...

In fact, I’m sure of it...

“1971 Ex-Wife - Light Tan, slightly bitchy - Free, or best offer”

Selling my ex-wife

Reduced Drama
Takes Premium Attention
Attitude Off Camber
Minor Mental Defect
Body Needs work

email if interested
(not getting my hopes up...)

“Look at these people. It doesn’t look like they’re breaking any laws, but I’m sure Tom Llamas can come up with one if he thinks hard enough.” 

Mag-fucking-nificent!!!!!

“No. I will not. Some things cannot be forgiven. Your mom understands.”