...and how long have you been walking on water?

...because that’s CLEARLY relevant to him being assaulted and dragged on his back off a plane, right?

I do hope your personal history shows no indiscretions grand enough to crack any of the walls in that glass house of yours...

Not my car...and even if I had the money, I’d probably just buy an Aventador.

True, sir...very true...

...fine then - you know what? I’ll just get an Alpha 16 GTR...

...which has 4 seats...

...I think I’ll keep my passenger seat AND my $1, thank you very much...

...well, at least I know I’ll never have to worry about seeing one on the Nurburgring...or any OTHER road with a curve, for that matter...

...because obviously, they never had their car...

...or perhaps...

...don’t start that shit, bruh...

...”beigemobile”!?!

We—are—Farmers! Bum-ba-dum-bum-bum-bum-BUM!

Who’s liquid manure truck covers anything like this!?!

Bruh, if you wrote this dialogue out as a full script, I would help crowdfund the fuck out of that movie...seriously...

“That is the road ... it is completely empty at 1:34 am” -

...and yet police were on it? 

I have NEVER been so entertained in my life!

What you have done, sir, is make my morning that much more entertaining. Thank you and a thousand blessings upon your house and car!

“Chicken little, chicken little, the sky is falling!”

...Ferengi 34th Rule of Acquisition...

Well, I’ve always been one to say that the only way people can understand each other is by realizing that we don’t always agree...so long as we recognize that we don’t always have to. I’d still buy you a beer. Don’t have to agree with you to respect you as a person.