“Its not a tax; its a tariff. That’s a special tax imposed...”

Shit...I forgot Audi bought them...

Last time I checked, Lamborghini was part German...

...refreshments will be served afterwards in the meeting hall...

“The slow rollout of Autopilot 2.0 included a caveat from Tesla founder CEO Elon Musk...”
(fixed that for you)

...you were saying?

“It’s a road car that dominates at the drag strip...”

Your comment and name alone are wins on so many levels right now...
#faketerrorattack
#blameimmigrants
#swedenforthewin
#govolvo

I think it’s gorgeous!

A few years ago when I was residing in Birmingham, Alabama, I did contract construction (welding) on the addition to the Mercedes-Benz assembly plant in Vance/Tuscaloosa. One day while I was on the grounds in my Silverado, I saw a parking space available. This guy comes out of nowhere, speeding in the parking area and…

My wife (in the Huracan) and I (in the Aventador) playing leapfrog on the Great Ocean Road past the 12 Apostles in her home country...and making out in each one afterwards...

You, sir, get several stars from me...

...that’s some damn quality sarcasm right there!

...but her emails, though...

oh dear God, that dually!

the memes practically write themselves...

...I KNEW there was a reason I was in love with that woman...even in spite of her being the cutest ex-convict I’ve ever seen. Now, she handles a working man’s F-150! <3

because CLEARLY they have kidnapping problems worse than the U.S. right?

Well, I DO have to keep my hair nice and tight...image is everything, you know...