...I KNEW there was a reason I was in love with that woman...even in spite of her being the cutest ex-convict I’ve ever seen. Now, she handles a working man’s F-150! <3

because CLEARLY they have kidnapping problems worse than the U.S. right?

Well, I DO have to keep my hair nice and tight...image is everything, you know...

...at least the MX-5 will last longer...

Fuck ‘em...Lamborghini’s are better anyway...German or not...

...and we made laws to allow bicycles on it, so...

You, sir, are my hero...

I wish I had words for this...

Damn...he didn’t die in it...

Making that much sense is dangerous...just be glad they haven’t regulated it...

...yet....

I say ‘Nice Price’...especially since I would rip all the Chevy-shit off of it and put all the Holden badges back on...

Add broadband internet and Xbox Live and you’ve basically summed up my life...happy marriage included...

“This is a dick measuring contest that requires the winner to be decided with a micrometer.”

Answer:

I’m Black, and I approve your comment...

PEOTUS...or Pee-OTUS?

...Make America G.R.E.A.T. Again...

...unless the connector’s gone bad, then it is a shock to anyone...

...if only they copied good engineering practices as well as they copy other people’s designs...(sigh)