titaniumfirefly
Titanium Firefly
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Why did they steal the C-pillar from a 2016 Maxima?

“Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning’s winning.”

...thank you...

Even gamers know that when something is in ‘Beta testing’ you’re still trying t owork the bugs out. On an Xbox is one thing. On I-95 doing 77 mph?

The BBC is trying to protect their already fragile reputation...

...in Louisiana, yes..

...I’ll pay you $50 to say that to her face...

I could be the guy that once you get them, forges all the documents and licenses you’ll need to get them out of town legitimately to a place that doesn’t do extradition...

Karma: “Good morning, my dear Firefly!”
Firefly: “Good morning, gorgeous! I’ve missed you. How are you?”
Karma: “Wonderful, my love. I’ve missed you too. Hey - guess what I did today? Remember Chris Evans?”
Firefly: “Who - Captain America/Human Torch Chris Evans?”
Karma: “No, my love - the OTHER one...”
Firefly: “OHH!

Acorn - better than a chestnut, as it can grow into a REALLY big tree!

Here’s a thought - how about “WHO gives a natural flying (pun intended) FUCK about the textbook definition?”

...I can’t believe we’re having this argument...

(Royal Farms chicken tenders are the shit, though...)

Wait...did he say something? I never made it past the Poison Ivy photo...

...makes beer pong so much easier to set up...

I’m Black...I know enough...

“inches” more than you, apparently...

“And my huge penis.”

...if they’d have hired THIS Chris Evans, we wouldn’t have this fucking problem, now would we?

If you didn’t think your vote counted, then why the fuck did this woman have to die because of it?

My Australian friends were right - they ARE pommy idiots...

Rest in peace, Jo Cox (fmr. member British Parliament)