Here’s a thought - how about “WHO gives a natural flying (pun intended) FUCK about the textbook definition?”

...I can’t believe we’re having this argument...

(Royal Farms chicken tenders are the shit, though...)

Wait...did he say something? I never made it past the Poison Ivy photo...

...makes beer pong so much easier to set up...

I’m Black...I know enough...

“inches” more than you, apparently...

“And my huge penis.”

...if they’d have hired THIS Chris Evans, we wouldn’t have this fucking problem, now would we?

If you didn’t think your vote counted, then why the fuck did this woman have to die because of it?

My Australian friends were right - they ARE pommy idiots...

Rest in peace, Jo Cox (fmr. member British Parliament)

Beautifully written - any car nut, jalop, gearhead could appreciate what this movie represented. It gave us MORE than a voice. It let people see our world first hand - there was no race, no gender, no bullshit. Just our culture. Just “us”...

...and that is a beautiful thing.

(and yes, I still cry about Paul Walker’s…

All of this seems like a solution in need of a problem. They should have just left well enough alone

“This would be like wanting to experience large fish ownership, then rounding up a killer whale to raise in your bathtub.”

THAT is some EA type shit right there!

You know how places sell power programmers that plug into your ECU and adds a mapped tune for increased performance?

hubcaps? Hello no! Steelies will do just fine...

...remind me to introduce you to a concept called ‘dealer mark-up’ - where a car MSRP’s for $31,979 but because it’s in such high demand, a dealer will have you pay $47,495 for it...even though it’s the same fucking thing.

...assuming they all elevate. Different manufacturers, y’know...

Thank you...technologically magnificent, but STILL ugly as shit...

“Unfortunately whatever happened placed a very expensive SUV in the side of a building.”

...isn’t it called “aiding and abetting” when the other cops protect the bad ones?

God bless you!