"A Fandango-esque jobber on Main Event" - a billion bucks on that, if his début doesn't get some stupidly gigantic pop.

Oh right.

*flying elbow drop with the ring bell onto Louella, crushing her larynx*

Man, come on. I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Star Wars, man.

It'll look like a Playstation 4 game!

So, is there going to be anything worth watching at HitC?

SHE'S A SLOBBERKNOCKER, KING

Oh Anna … I would make you sing, if you let me.

Was Becky even there? I guess she accompanied Charlotte out and did eff all else.

Go see a Star War trailer.

Why? DId something bad just happen to you?

A religion that helped maintain the peace - and solve trade delegation disputes, apparently - for A THOUSAND GENERATIONS, and is apparently pretty obscure 16 years later.

They had a really good retirement plan; spend ten years serving, buy a cosy bar someplace.

Uh … phrasing?

But how can you tell the scale of them, or what's actually going on, unless you fill every background with a crap-tonne of doodads?

He couldn't bring himself to kill Todd, and Phil 2.0 definitely left him to die.

Firing that gun should have caused some serious tinnitus.

Bonus!

Can't wait to see this movie on some cheap Chinese pirated download version slapped up online.

You can write that shit, George, but you can't say it.