Well, hooray.

Is that what I was doing? Thanks for letting me know.

Hey! Not this weekend but I did watch it in the week. It's a great film to watch while drunk.

The Chinese: A great bunch of lads.

Sean Connery's magic penis.

Yep, that's whatever it is you're talking about for you.

Bragging isn't big or clever.

Hey, I think I last had sex in a 9 year (I try not to hold onto specifics)! Maybe you had sex with me!

If I hadn't watched, and fallen in love with, Blade Runner when I was young, and I came to it now, I'd probably dislike it. The plot is as dumb as Prometheus, and I don't forgive that film just because it's beautifully shot.

Yeah, I guess so. But her character has to remain ignorant so the audience does too. It has to take her and us a good while to realise she's only there for a sheen of legitimacy; that this isn't her film, it's about Del Toro's character.

On Friday I caught Sicario, which was finally showing in my local cinema. I went in expecting a completely different film, and I think the awful tension which is present throughout it really wore me down.

Did you? Sorry, missed that.

Of course it was.

Well, I don't know how far back in history you're thinking, but Thomas Jefferson for one wasn't a huge fan - "Banking institutions are more dangerous to liberty than standing armies."

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Why always with the killing?

Aren't cautionary tales meant to deter people from doing something?

Yes! Go back and kill the bankers. Although there will just be more greed-heads to replace them.

Or, make sure the Allies actually get to Berlin and defeat the Germans, not having the armistice signed in a train car somewhere else. And of course, not impose the ridiculous reparations on Germany either.

Damn JFK and his over-generous grants to the Earthquake Generator industry.

Go get hit by a bus.