You're out of control, Detective Octopus! You're off the case!

Depends if you would prefer Communism to successfully sweep across all of Europe. Who knows what would have happened then?

Star Wars: The Ultimate Aphrodisiac?

At least that would make some sort of sense.

No, I'm not phoning it in.

Hire a sex worker.

Sorry, I don't not speak English good like do you.

The natural reaction upon seeing Jabba.

It seems Zatanna and Black Canary are very close friends.

No! I'm trying to watch Star Wars, dammit!

A young lady in my college class told me the other day she hasn't watched any of the Star Wars films. I would love to see how she would react to viewing them for the first time.

Look upon our works and despair, future generations of man-animals.

Great, now that's in my head too!

Star Wars nerds talking about boobs! HAW HAW!

Dear god. There is no god.

The trailers are very selective in what they show: the black dude dies in the first ten minutes and the girl wears a bikini for most of the film.

A vast criminal enterprise masterminded by a frozen head.

If she were a Sith she'd be Darth Babe-r.

Mom!

Oh come on! That was a great tune. I'm doot-doot-dootling it now!