It would fit better, considering the Swiss didn't even invent the cuckoo clock.

Well, minor leagues and college athletes suggest to me, a non-American, semi-professional sports. Especially college athletes. Because they're in college.

But how many professional sports players are underpaid?

Well, I was mostly thinking about football over here in Britain, where the top clubs in the English Premier League pay up to the equivalent of eight million dollars a year per player. Even players in the bottom half earn, on average, roughly fifteen thousand dollars a week. That doesn't include sponsorship and…

Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

A McLaren F One? You purchased a Formula One race car to drive on city roads?

What's a pederast?

We dug coal together.

Except sports.

Balls to Spotify. They still don't have Dr Octagonecologyst for some reason.

That image search is very disappointing.

Well, she is double-jointed. And Hungarian.

Yes.

Harpo gotta honk.

Will no-one admit to being into ALFs?

You could drown a baby in your cooch.

Let us know when you find it.

He's a rowdy fella who requires a very firm hand.

And yet he gets changed in a phone booth, like Superman!

Wait, who was Bruce Willis supposed to be playing in that film?