The Germans put it in cannisters and threw it over to the Allied side; however the winds sent it farting right back in their faces.

And that concludes today's Idiot News. Here's Cindy with the weather! How's it looking for the weekend, Cindy?

Frosties are Corn-Flakes for people who can't handle adult life.

No it's okay! Darth Maul is going to show up and he's going to be amaz- oh, no, he's dead.

There's worse ways to spend a weekend.

It might have been the part where Anakin's mother implies he was conceived immaculately.

But TOYS!

That point was reached and breached quite some time ago.

DODECATUPLE SECRET PROBATION!

If you're not really into Star Wars or Star Trek are you not a nerd?

I picked up Killing And Dying by Adrian Tomine, Simon Moreton's Days, and the first issue of Paper Girls.

Patronising ass.

Or Astrotrain, who is big enough in vehicle mode for the entire Decepticon army to fit inside.

Can you play this game with a touch pad, or is it mouse-only?

Ass.

I'm surprised we got to six posts in before someone threw in their opinion based upon … well, whatever. There's nothing like armchair judges.

Pretty easy to be an ass, though.

Jeesus, I hated that show.

Yes, I'm pretty sure breasts and shoulders don't work that way.

Did Hopkins not realise when he signed on that he'd be doing multiple films? Why do people decide they just can't be bothered doing a role anymore?