Is there anyone even remotely interested in a comic having fourteen thousand variant covers anymore? I guess you could choose the one that appeals to you the most every month, but the idea of scarcity and that they are somehow more valuable these days is ridiculous.

Ah ha! I knew it wasn't going to be worth clicking on!

Mila Kunis as a sexy superhero detective, you say? Hmmm …

Die Cubed

Starring James Deen as Daniel Born.

John gets spanked for being a potty-mouth.

That was my gold brick!

Hopefully they hug it out at the end of the film. And then destroy all humans.

They've already got Mecha-Ghidorah.

No, you just hand a random stranger in the street your mixtape and Walkman. First date is a thousand red roses. Third date is marriage, obviously.

See, that's what they did back in the Eighties! Made the characters cool on the TV show to disguise how crappy the actual toys were.

Change McCain dor Trump …

Someone kicked me in the feels once. I couldn't sit right for a week.

I'll need to check.

Yshimi battles the pink robots.

I'll come back when it's finished, I think. I found it slower than a week in jail.

The mystery was so good, and the ominous hints of something terrible that gave Mitchell his powers - that I suppose the ending could do nothing but disappoint in some way. I still enjoyed it though, and the characters have some pretty dark endings.

Has anything actually happened in Saga yet?

Y Y Y, Delilah?

You're always forgetting the tarp.