It was a million-to-one shot, Doc.

Fuck the pain away?

Tell me whether or not I'll find spending the money on The Multiversity Deluxe Edition a worthwhile endeavour?

I'll take an Ex Machina series, please.

Works in both the "sex" and the "booze" themes!

Well, there is an artisanal pencil-sharpener who will sharpen your pencil for $35.

Yes - it has been long known as the home of hipster wankers. It was the setting of Charlie Brooker's Nathan Barley, developed from a spoof called "Shoreditch C*nt". There is also a cafe there which only sells breakfast cereal for $10 a pop, called, of course, "Cereal Killer".

Lyrics include, "Masturbating to Corey from Boy Meets World", so …

The very question I ask every time I consider leaving the house.

Ooh, cutting.

Fuck Cassettes are a fine disco-electronica outfit.

Wax cylinder, etc. etc.

I'm not from London! I've gone on holiday by mistake.

He only stuck his weenie in for a second, it's not like he was humping the damn thing - and that would get you out of most sexual assault charges.

Hooray! A google search reveals you weren't winding us up!

By gradually withholding his meds?

You'll never get them all one one cassette.

That's second date material.

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Shoreditch is an area of London. London is a city, that's not in America.