HA HA! ZIS PLASTIC VILL LAST VUN THOUSAND YEARS!

It's made of antique wood … effect plastic.

Yeah, well, you've got a big orange dork!

Next it'll be Shoreditch, London.

Although, I've long harboured a desire to make someone a proper old-school mix-tape, and when she tells me she has no way to listen to it, I'd whip out a proper Walkman just for the occasion. Unfortunately I've not had the chance to exercise such a fantastically romantic gesture which would probably totally get me…

Glittoris. That's the greatest name I've ever heard. They need to get really, really big.

You're choking on your own rage, there!

There is a style that never, ever fades.

Oooh, topical!

What the fuck are you talking about?

A joke's a joke, guys, but this is a fucking joke. Who even owns a Hi-Fi with a cassette player, anyways, except for your grandparents?

Go home and tell your wife your troubles.

I think those day-glo Constructicons are worth a boat these days.

Hie uncertainty was certainly understandable; It's pretty hard to succeed a character who was Zeus, Jesus and Hulk Hogan combined.

Recycled buildings is pretty faithful to the recycled backgrounds of the original series, at least.

All those characters are still G1! G2 was a separate toyline entirely.

Like a robotic Nixon! Aroooo!

That's not Prime, that's George Lazenby! Boo!

Predaking or gtfo.

I think we've reached and breached peak Murray, guys.