But Luthor actually was president, and was pretty good at it.

When's that voice of yours going to break, huh?

"We are on the cusp of unveiling a technology that will change the world forever."

"The strip ends with the woman walking out of the alley covered in blood but with a satisfied smirk on her face …" wherein she is promptly arrested and spends the rest of her life in jail.

I'm impressed by your passionate dislike for Wyatt. Would you not say the booking in his matches is what killed the momentum of his opponents, or do you think it's just because he himself stinks?

Hello, sailor!

Do they tend to dry out after a little while on your shelves, or are they permanently wrinkly? Maybe your local warehouse has a problem with humidity, although you'd think they would be getting a lot of complaints.

Carol's brother did try to quarantine himself. Didn't work, though.

Overthinking it any more, the virus killed all the people what, eighteen months ago, or something? So those whale carcasses would have rotted and exploded from built-up stomach gasses some time ago.

Replying out loud to his messages was gold.

One beach dead and rotting on a beach is pretty unbearable; a beach worth of them … well, I don't think anyone would have been hanging around within twenty miles of the coast.

Worse than Nikki Bella getting another match on a PPV, Eva Marie injuring her opponents, John Cena never turning heel, Hulk Hogan's racism, and the fact that Rowdy Roddy Piper is dead?

He needed to make the Undertaker disappear in an meth-cookhouse explosion-match, or something.

Quiet you!

Yeah, the whole Komen thing stinks.

Give the audience an alternative and they'll flock to it. I'm planning on buying the PWG BOLA DVDs (that's a lot of capitalisation!) and I don't even have a DVD player!

But no-one watches TNA so it doesn't count.

Because, much like pro wrestling, I love the idea of Doctor Who. I'm British, I grew up with it; I was a child when Sylvester McCoy was the Doctor and Ace was a bad-ass and I loved it because I didn't know how terrible it was. I devoured the old books and can still remember the adaptation of the Moon Base, where…

If my opinions on Doctor Who are not worth listening to, it's probably best if we discontinue this particular dialogue entirely.

Maybe they'll do an IWC guest appearance for the Glasgow show. I hope we get Becky because I really don't want to spend my time booing Eva Marie.