He's probably my favourite Doctor, because I'm an awkward. But I loved the idea of the character changing so completely as to become pretty much amoral. It's a shame they didn't run with it fully.

And no glitter to be seen anywhere!

I don't think I could work that tank-top.

Turn them inside out and you can wear them twice as long!

A Negro slave as a companion?

It's been replaced with a sonic handwave.

RIGHT TO THE SHOULDERS!

I feel Capaldi's like Colin Baker, doing his best but surrounded by drek. But Baker was better dressed.

If we don't write them all out there's no reason to be here! Don't make me go outside!

*The Doctor died on his way back to Gallifrey.

Especially if you write down your effusion on a piece of paper, attach it to a brick, and deliver it to him via his window.

Actually, maybe you're right, in contradiction to my own post. Perhaps the BBC are so shit scared of the Conservatives taking away their precious license fee, they're reducing the profits on shows like this so they can't be accused of not "needing" money taxed from the public …

You don't even need to search. You knows it does.

I'm surprised Corporate let him; they can't sell "sonic sunglasses" replica toys, because kids can pretend any pair of sunglasses are "sonic". That's why the screwdriver will be back - it's easily merchandise-able.

I could see Capaldi with dreads.

Who cares about the sunglasses, when they insist on dressing Peter Capaldi in a t-shirt and hoodie? He looks awful.

Monty Python graffiti, how insufferable.

Wow. That's a pretty glaring omission. Ask anyone in the world to picture a NY subway train and they'd think of one covered in graffiti - it's so ubiquitous in pop-culture.

He spray painted elephants in the zoo!

Who the fuck decided the font for that engraving? I bet it was a whole committee of idiots.