Novellia Primigenia truly had a butt which did not quit.

"I FUCK ARSES"

We all were.

JESUS CHRIZZY IN THE HIZZY

Trying to read that made me thirsty.

Your country is too large! I suggest trimming some of it off, possibly sending it via barges to the Middle East; it could be used as a floating refugee camp.

Fuck Pepsi for charging twenty bucks for them, and fuck them even more for only making six and a half thousand (no doubt only in America), guaranteeing they'll all be on ebay for hundred times that price. Coca-Cola's a million times better anyway.

Don't you worry about X. Let me worry about blank.

But culture will be nostalgic for and reliving the pop culture of thirty years ago … leaving us stuck in one hideous time-loop.

Try Slurms - it's highly addictive!

I'm sorry someone is apparently making you read and reply to these comments at gunpoint.

Makes you pine for the sweet relief of death, really.

You've put an incredible amount of thought into a vast post.

My comment was meant to be humorous but has clearly failed, sorry.

You can't have more than one MVP! It's not Most Valuable Players! You're screwing up the whole system!

Andy Daly is the show's MVP, because he is the show. Megan Stevenson's contribution, whilst great, is just a tiny dash of seasoning in each episode.

My keen sense of detection tells me the author of this newswire was not a fan of TD season 2 …

Quantum of Solace isn't even in the top 20 of shitty Bond films.

That makes two of us!

Pales into comparison to Our Kid Eh, by the Shirehorses.