Have you tried pouring maple syrup over yourself?

Thanks!

Maybe it's selfish in the nationalistic sense that we Westerners are letting the Chinese win, what with their ever-increasing supply of children ready to be turned into soldiers ready for their inevitable conquest.

I misread that as Pubic Morals, and then suddenly lost interest.

Surely Tunt.

Not featuring a cameo from Ian McShane.

That was a nice musical interlude, thanks.

Please please please please STOP*

I'm not sure that narrows it down overmuch.

My favourite kind of musics is funks musics.

Was it the test results - you definitely have breast cancer?

You should downvote me for actually clicking on it too. Although I've got the image of a deathmask of make-up sucking off a cheese snack imprinted into my mind forever now - which may be punishment enough.

Are you going through a manic episode right now?

I thought the manga was pretty stupid, to be honest. Don't think I could get through a bastardized American version.

I did a whole bunch of live tweets whilst watching Starcrash which were hilarious. No-one read them but I still enjoyed myself. And that's all that counts!

Ugh. Downvoted for linking to the Daily Mail, which has pictures of Kim Kardashian apparently fellating a Cheeto.

God, here's me thinking that actually having kids is pretty fucking selfish in of itself.

Isn't that the dating app for sheep?

#Hashtag

Not a big Melville crowd, huh? Well, he's not an easy read.