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This is good, because I have many important things to share with you all about rowboats.

I wish I turned into a crazy spammer when I drink. I just get maudlin.

So is this like a modern art project, or something …?

Fucking churnalism, Dude.

I think you're getting "old and grumpy", as the kids call it.

It's funny because it's true. Although they should have spelled it Grauniad.

Rip de dip dee doo!

I got so sick of thinking, "Hm, I feel like watching X show, or Y film", only to search and find that, of course, they don't have it. Then I end up watching a Louis Theroux documentary I've already seen twice.

You'll go blind!

I'd call it Dickflix. Or Clitflix. Nobody else use those names!

In other news, "Netflix and chill" is now a euphemism for casual sex apparently? So The Guardian tells me, so it must be true.

What about Nurse Nurse? I've never been able to find a physical copy.

You joke, but they pretty bloody irritating to get right.

Turning the Eva Marie botch into an actual angle where the referees are cheating to help her win was genius.

Which one is the loose cannon?!

With the IRA back in the headlines and the disintegration of the Stormont Assembly recently, I don't know if that would be wise at the moment …

That's fantastic. Ah, Becky, come back hame for the NXT tour, we'll give ye some love, yeh big dirty fecker, yeh.

sign in crowd:

BAH GAWD, KING! THAT'S THE NECROMANCER'S MUSIC!