This is silly.

What's up, Farmer John?

That reminds me, I really must get around to live tweeting Battle Beyond The Stars. Or maybe Contagion, I'm not sure which one to do first.

Besides which, if expressed as ingredients of a cleaning solution, it works out at less than 2ppm and so wouldn't even sanitise your hands.

PRESS A if you want to see Maniac Cop go on a killing rampage.

Didn't the bystanders just provide distraction for a second? I don't recall them being that pivotal, and the Goblin's death is straight out of the comic, I'm sure.

You're a loose cannon, Maniac Cop! You're off the case!

Why would you shoot an elevator? To make it go faster?

Costs too much, apparently.

Galvatron's awesome.

Ugh, remember when a remake was planned, set in L.A. with Eminem in it?

And then a real rain came and washed all the scum from the streets.

I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle.

Eh. It's like when they let the drummer sing a song. Which was only acceptable at a Foo Fighters concert, because everyone was just watching Grohl on drums again.

How come this only deserves a minute and a half video on fucking Rolling Stone?

Your days in the park are over for a while, honey.

I wonder why Remar isn't there, and yet Thomas Waites is, who fell out with the director and isn't even credited in the film.

But there's nowhere else in SIIIIIIIGHT.

Mr Marbles?

Nah. Remember what the closing line of the film was.