Will Martha have a fat bowl ready for him to smoke when he gets home?

Holy Shit. I've only just realised Pearl Jam is slang for semen.

That's the real good news!

So that's why it smells so funky in here.

We could always try educating the ignorant masses, but that sounds too Communist so fuck it.

How old does that make us, if we're not even in the "Not for me" too-old crowd?

"All men are rapists, Shirley."

Or me, for upvoting you?

That would be awesome. Let's get a spec script together and DO THIS!

I Hate You Internet! I Wish I Was Adopted!

Pretty sure I watched this series, but I have no memory of it whatsoever. It must have been great!

Fish biscuits! FISH BISCUIIIIIIITS!

You were yelling out whole diatribes in the middle of a theatre? With other human beings in it?

Take off, nuke the entire website from orbit.

You know, ✔✔Global Work World $36596/m✔✔, I don't know which species is worse - you don't see them fucking each over for a god-damn percentage.

"No idea that ever attracted a solid viewership will be completely abandoned nowadays …" Hm. So how long before we get a reboot of Lost that doesn't disapear up it's own ass?

Bloody kids these days!

He's too busy designing mansions which he then lives in.

Kirk's a furry?

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