Shut the fuck up, Dom.

The cold metal chassis of the speeding car reflects the furious reality of man's inhumanity to man in the face of a blank, unfeeling universe.

You'd be his bitch for air miles.

He's a big man, but he's in bad shape. With me it's a full time job.

I thought it was going to be Guy Pearce in terrible make-up.

I just checked my dictionary - "Prometheus Sequels" is definetley under "Unnecessary".

Bit insulting to call them "bootleg replicas".

Just tow it over the state line!

Those razor-sharp bat-shaped shurikens are the first thing that comes to mind when thinking about penetrative sex.

I can predict to a mathematical certainty that that bear was a female bear.

Let the court note that @MadsMikkelsenCommentingonStuff:disqus made the "drinky-drinky" gesture.

Date the clip by the craziness of Louis' hair!

Where do dweebs fit into all this? I ask because a friend of mine …

Such a confusing thread, I don't know whether I'm cumming or going.

I don't even own testicles!

"Frankly, great sex on the first time with anyone, your first partner or
your 100th, is like hitting a bullseye on a dart board—possible, but
not likely."

We'll decide on how pretty you are!

So long as you apologise out loud to the World as you're pissing, it's probably forgiveable.

Shirley's such a slut.

THE NIPPLES MUST FLOW