I prefer beans harvested from the earth, thanks. I call them land sea beans.

Linda discovers that her clitoris is located on her keel!

Cute! They warn you not to plagiarize and then helpfully give you a definition of plagiarism.

skims script

Yes, I meant the whole production, I just wrote Affleck as shorthand.

Man Of Steel make $650 million worldwide though, and you can bet dollars to donuts that DoJ will rack up the cash regardless.

Kicking Batman in the balls: six stars.

Who mourns for Norm?

I know, but thirty years is long enough. Still, as long as grim 'n' gritty makes money, it will continue.

You're not fooling anyone, you know.

I think Sony had placement in all of the Daniel Craig films. There was a really obvious one for a VAIO laptop in Casino Royale, and they were definitely in Skyfall too; but that was 2012 of course.

HOLY shit that is awful! "GOD bestowed a dream upon Bob Kane". He's literally an asshole beyond the grave.

It's just that people seem incapable of thinking about Batman in any other way - look at how Affleck seems to be playing the character in the trailers for the new film: straight out of the Miller playbook. Bat-God has been done to death and I would love to see a return to the small scale stories of the "straight-line…

"Who are you railing against?"

What's the point of that theory? Who is it against? Whose face is he shoving it in?

What did he do? Smug himself to death?

I sit on my bicycle and yell, "RMMM, RMMM!"

I don't really understand that, though.

I'll send you some bad poetry!

I don't think I'd be able to lift my wrist up to tell the time.