Whoops! That's a miracle of nipple camouflage!

Are they sure they made it big enough?

Well … you did already elect Ronald Reagan. Twice. So, maybe this is just the insane death rattle of America before the Chinese take over?

But … but James Bond uses VAIOs!

Throw him off the roof!

Batman's parents are dead? Wow, every day's a school day around here!

For you, maybe.

A jerkionary, if you will.

Well, that certainly sounds biopic worthy.

Just wait for Steve Jobs S coming out next year! It'll be three minutes longer and the tickets will be a hundred bucks more expensive.

He also has an impressive penis-to-body ratio.

I hate the worship almost as much as I hate Apple computers. Fuck they're irritating to use.

The thing doesn't have a dork. That's why he's so angry all the time, being stuck around Sue's hotness, knowing Reed has a stretchy dick.

Mr Fassbender, you don't have to take every job you're offered, you know.

That one should really just link to an image of Marina Sirtis.

Even The Thing?

MOM! THE OTHER KIDS ARE BEING MEAN TO DOOM AGAIN!

Neither does it scan properly!

And in those days, comic books were the more harmful of the two. Wertham, you asshole.

DOOM DOES NOT HAVE SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES! HE IS MASTER OF THIS PUNY WORLD!