Damn. That's the kind of thing Kickstarter was made for!

Hey, you want to pay for it, you pay for it. I could send my TV license to you. If I owned a TV, that is.

Get Jamie as the new companion.

Surely after the 96 days Forrest spent at sea, the insurance on his homes would have paid out? Maybe he's in a new house somewhere.

For Jeremy Corbyn, yes. You'd think he'd fucked a baby.

I'd like to see Andy Zaltzman do as well.

Sexing an actress whilst doing donuts in a replica Optimus Prime truck? That's actually awesome.

BUILD A WALL AROUND EMILY BLUNT

We're pretty free here in the UK too, unless you don't want to sing the national anthem, then FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

Still sounds legit.

Oh believe me, it was very foolish.

Oh, my first proper teenage crush, when I finally screwed up the courage to tell her how I felt. I asked for her hand, placed it on my chest. When she told me she could feel how hard my heart was beating, I told her I always felt like that around her.

Jeez, yeah. $50 million? Most of it must have gone on the fifty scripts and rewrites.

OR IS IT?!

So they should really be Bowser Troopers, then.

If we can get Paige then hopefully Becky Lynch too. The Glasgow show will be my first WWE event and I'm hoping for a memorable evening!

Steampunk Becky Lynch FTW

20 minutes! They'll be lucky to get 2.

Well, Cena's the face of the company and he gets booed wherever he goes, right? And Owens must be a crossover heel because he's just so damn good. Maybe it's just the kids who really care about heels and faces.

Yes, yes, yes. Let Nikki break the god damn record and let her keep the belt forever. Retire it and put in a proper Women's belt for the Women's division.