How can you hold your nose and type on this comment section at the same time?

Smouldering broads. Don't forget the smouldering broads.

I'm seeing double, twelve infinity stones, etc etc

So there were three of them in Ant-Man?

I'll go get my magnifying glass.

I'll have a MacGuffin and a coffee to go, please.

Thanos is Blue Pants?

Babes, booze and bucks. Gentle Herpes can sink right back into his depravity. Are you happy, Marvel?!?

So these films are a metaphor for God pissing on us? Is that what you're saying?

Too much, man. Where are my rubber slippers?

Infinity Pebbles?

Yeah! Like Gone With The Motherfucking Wind!

Very slowly until walls are formed!

It's not actually that difficult. Unless you're unable to hold down a job more complicated than smashing rocks together.

Surprisingly dull.

Actually, I wouldn't say that a rumour about someone being on set does count as a spoiler, really. It's not like anyone has any definite information to divulge, it's just this one character has a lot of speculation swirling around him at the moment.

That is precisely right.

These women are going to encourage him to rip their breasts from their chests?

But think of the elbows and shoulders digging into you! Plus the incessant nagging!

Obviously breast implant technology has progressed in the past few decades. I would like some kind of comparative fake breast feel test.